As stipulated by our ebay contract, here is a photoshopped picture of me and my number one fan (for five years) Tina Monsrud!
I never said it had to be photoshopped well!
Here are the other stipulations that I and tina are contractually bound by:
- You will receive one autographed headshot of Maggie Faris, made out to you.
- You will also be deemed my “number one fan” for exactly five years at which time the position will be re-auctioned.
- You will also be photo-shopped in a picture with me and placed on the front page of my website with the caption of “number one fan” and your name underneath photo. You will receive thanks as my number one fan in the credits of my next video.
- Should I become rich and famous in the next five years you will be given first choice of becoming president of my fan club along with all responsibilities and duties of being president.
Most importantly, you will be able to call yourself Maggie Faris’s NUMBER ONE FAN!!! (for the duration of five years.)
Tina won this auction with a bid of $31.
Congrats.
