Hi, welcome, grab a chair.

I like to do stand-up comedy.  It’s fun.  Come see a show.

I am a very happy person.

Join my fan page on facebook.  It’s alright.  Sometimes I even update it. (Not very often.)

Sometimes I make videos and I always auction off my number one fan slot once a year.  Nancy J Pollock Mansouri won last year.  Nancy J Pollock Mansouriis my number one fan. (printed as stipulated by ebay auction and binding contract) (I will be removing this soon.)

I love Starbuck’s chai. If you click on this sentence you can buy me a chai. Be sure to enter my email address which is themaggiefaris@gmail.com.

Now get outta here!

Also, thanks for the Chai.