Hi, welcome, grab a chair.

I like to do stand-up comedy.  It’s fun.  Come see a show.

Congrats to Virginia Lord for winning this years Ebay auction to be my 2014 Number One Fan!

I won this…

Here is our new sketch

My T-Shirts are now available!  Free Shipping! See Merch Page

I am a very happy person.

I will be doing the polar bear plunge to raise money for special olympics.  Please consider donating.  Even $5 can help a lot!

Join my fan page on facebook.  It’s alright.  Sometimes I even update it. (Not very often.)

Sometimes I make videos and I always auction off my number one fan slot once a year.

I love Starbuck’s chai. If you click on this sentence you can buy me a chai. Be sure to enter my email address which is themaggiefaris@gmail.com.

Now get outta here!

Also, thanks for the Chai.