Mexico

January 27, 2010

I’m going to Mexico on Friday.  Can’t wait!  See you there!  Oh wait.  Yer stuck in the cold?  I’m sorry for you.  BYE!


Graffiti in the snow…

January 18, 2010

I think graffiti in the snow is the wave of the future. It keeps the hooligans from ruining real property and they are still able to express their gang beliefs or whatever it is they feel they need to tag. I just worry that in the spring there might be a big cat-in-the-hat type problem on peoples lawns.


flu shot

January 16, 2010

To flu shot or not to flu shot. Good question. I don’t really want to get one.


Why is this making me laugh so hard?

January 12, 2010

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Happy New Year everyone!

January 11, 2010

The new year starts off great!  I am so happy and doing well.  My dog Ziggy is a happy happy girl.  We walk and go to the park all the time. 

This is Ziggy with her best dog buddy Casey.  Ziggy likes to drag Casey around the floor and hump him every chance she gets.  But it tires her out so its ok.

I have a couple of fun shows coming up.  I’ll be doing the Montreal Showcase tomorrow, Tuesday the 12th,  at House of Comedy at Mall of America and Amber Preston and I will be doing a really fun show on the 23rd at the Corner Bar, called borderline inappropriate.  I know its gonna be a lot of fun and we should have a full house!  So come on down to either show.

I’ve got a huge order of custom glass push pins I’m working on and also doing some other work for my family.

I’m excited for what 2010 will bring and I hope I get to spend a lot of time seeing everyone and laughing and HAVING FUN!

Best wishes for everyone in 2010!

-Maggie

PS I will be changing my catchphrase from “I’m just a fat old lady who likes extreme sports” to ” I’m just an old lady who likes extreme sports” for obvious reasons.


Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

December 5, 2009

I thought only kids get sore throats. Don’t come to starbucks unless you want our new strep-throat latte.

October 13, 2009

throatlatte


If I don’t find my fake moustache by midnight, I might not ever need it again.

October 13, 2009

moustache


the opposite game

October 12, 2009


Sexy house – ad on facebook

September 8, 2009

I don’t want a “sexy” house. How can a house be “sexy?” Sure I’ve had sex with a roof, but I was probably drunk. Would you use a realtor who calls a house “sexy?”

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