Also, jeeps i haven’t updated this in forever, I am in school to be a big rig trucker. Here is my new blog about that.
Got any questions? Ask em.
PEACE, outta…
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If you haven’t seen me live or even if you have, come out to a gig this month, should be really fun!!!!
I’ll be in headlining in Stillwater on Jan 8th
I’ll be doing a big gay show at the Parkway Theatre on January 15th.
I’ll be featuring at Rick Bronsons House of Comedy January 18th – the 23rd.
Email me with any questions…
maggiemcmagmag@aol.com
Also, you should like this
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and this
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Besides different glasses…
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Please take a look at it and let me know if you like it or not. Also let me know if something isn’t working, or a link doesn’t go to the right place. I appreciate all feedback!!!! Have a nice day!!!
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that this is my dog running next to me while riding my bike?
This is a dick van
we are the DickVans
PLEASE don’t get em confused.
Please subscribe to the DickVans Podcast, now on itunes!
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So I’m on facebook the other day and I see an ad with oprah in it. Is it just me or does she look a bit possessed? Is it her make-up job? What is it about her in this picture that makes her so scary? I think its her expression. It’s as if someone was touching her under the table in a place people wouldn’t expect to be touched.
I guess the ad worked. It made me stop and look at it. Even take a screen shot of it. I guess the next time I am going to advertise something on the web I am gonna use this exact same picture regardless of what the product may be. While sex has proven time and time again to sell, Awkward pictures of Oprah sell just as well. If not better.
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OK so I have lost a pile of weight and still going, and this week I finally bought a new bike. I have ridden it twice and LOVE IT! here is a picture of her loveliness…
I also bought the “walky-dog leash.” This thing is awesome because my dog can’t be worn out. So a nice long bike ride really helps. Also she is a bit skiddish so this thing doesn’t allow her to mess around. I will take some video of her running on it soon. Plus she pulls me! I can get going pretty fast!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-DkPrd3xLI]
It’s nice because the leash is under my butt so she can’t pull me off course like if the leash was in my hand on the steering wheel. I love it! We need to go get her a harness tomorrow because she is pulling on her neck too much. This is gonna be the best summer EVER! See you on the trails!
I have lived right next to the greenway and never been on it for two years!
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I am now in a Wednesday night movie club. I can’t go when I’m doing comedy but I can do it every other Wednesday! I am so excited. Last week we went to the movie Invictus at the Riverview theatre.
First of all, I live about a mile from the movie theatre. I have lived where I live for almost two years and have NEVER been to that theatre. What a MISTAKE! This is the coolest movie theatre EVER. First of all the decor is so awesome. Very fifties, kind of mod/art deco? Secondly, they USE REAL BUTTER ON THEIR POPCORN! Do you all know how awesome real butter is? I think if you don’t mind regular theatre oily syrup then you have no clue. It might be my favorite thing about going to the movies. That is why I love the lagoon and the uptown. Good movies, plus real butter.
Here is a really cool link to more info on how cool the Riverview is.
Here is a link to the riverview theatre.
Here are some more pictures as to its awesomeness.
Oh yeah, and the movie was pretty good too. Oh yeah, and its cheap too! Thank you Riverview Theatre. I can’t wait to see you again!
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Don’t answer that. I know how nice it is. 40 is the new 80. It’s warmer today than it has been in the last six months. I love the sun-shine too. I love it so much I went outside to sit in it. I also took my dog for a walk. I have had to put some sort of foot protection on my dog as she skids all over the sidewalk chasing her ball, but she wore out her predecessors old shoes. So I thought I would try a new strategy.
I put tiny kid socks on her feet along with some self-sticking fist aid tape. It didn’t last long. The first one fell off in about two minutes. After about five minutes she only had one left. She put a fast hole in it and dragged it around the puddles for about half hour.
This is what one of the socks looks like in the middle of the sidewalk.
Ziggy with one sock left
Look how toe-up it gots!
Ziggy the pitt-bull, one sock on, three socks off.
She looks funny and her poor lil feet bled anyway. I guess we need to find some better dog shoes, but it sure was nice to be outside.
Here is a snap of today’s weather:
mpls weather, 3/5/10
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