Hi, welcome, grab a chair.
I like to do stand-up comedy. It’s fun. Come see a show.
I am a very happy person.
I will be doing the polar bear plunge to raise money for special olympics. Please consider donating. Even $5 can help a lot!
Join my fan page on facebook. It’s alright. Sometimes I even update it. (Not very often.)
Sometimes I make videos and I always auction off my number one fan slot once a year.
I love Starbuck’s chai. If you click on this sentence you can buy me a chai. Be sure to enter my email address which is email@example.com.
Now get outta here!
Also, thanks for the Chai.