Anyone catch dancing with the straws last night?

August 14, 2009

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My number one fan!

August 9, 2009

As stipulated by our ebay contract, here is a photoshopped picture of me and my number one fan (for five years) Tina Monsrud!

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I never said it had to be photoshopped well!

Here are the other stipulations that I and tina are contractually bound by:

  • You will receive one autographed headshot of Maggie Faris, made out to you.
  • You will also be deemed my “number one fan” for exactly five years at which time the position will be re-auctioned.
  • You will also be photo-shopped in a picture with me and placed on the front page of my website with the caption of “number one fan” and your name underneath photo.  You will receive thanks as my number one fan in the credits of my next video.
  • Should I become rich and famous in the next five years you will be given first choice of becoming president of my fan club along with all responsibilities and duties of being president.


Most importantly, you will be able to call yourself Maggie Faris’s NUMBER ONE FAN!!! (for the duration of five years.)

Tina won this auction  with a bid of $31.

Congrats.


How much does it cost to be my number one fan?

July 21, 2009

Click here to find out!

I’m auctioning off the right to be called my number one fan for five years on ebay!

20% goes to anumal humaine society!


i had to google it. I’m not alone.

June 4, 2009

These look much more on purpose than mine.

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Daily Mugshot

May 19, 2009

Redesign of Blog

May 19, 2009

I’m thinking of integrating my blog, my extreme maggie web site, and my maggiehaha web site all into one.  I redesigned my whole blog today.  It’s about a hundred degrees.


sometimes

May 18, 2009

Sometimes I forget to blog. Sometimes I don’t.

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Posey

March 4, 2009

My dog posey died.  She was ten years old and I had her since she was six weeks old.  She had cancer and was diagnosed on a thursday and had to be put to sleep the next day.  I miss her a lot.  I am trying to get another dog but it has been quite a struggle finding a dog that is a good fit for me.  I’m sad.


i’m back

September 30, 2008

im back, more to come, I promise


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